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My 20s
2010 — 2020
Spent entirely on rent and bad decisions.
Plot 00126
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My childhood bedroom
1996 — 2026
Now an office. The posters went first.
Plot 00119
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The house we almost bought
March — August
Outbid by nine thousand and a cash buyer.
Plot 00211
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Sarah's 20s
2016 — 2026
Gone, but the screenshots remain.
Plot 00229
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My degree
2013 — 2017
Forty thousand in debt for a skill I have never once used.
Plot 00243
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My first flat
2017 — 2021
Damp, loud, and the best four years so far.
Plot 00229
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Student me
2016 — 2021
Ate for two euros a day and was somehow happier.
Plot 00455
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Procrastination
1992 — 2026
Hopefully.
Plot 00733
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Sunday
00:00 — 23:59
Died of anticipatory dread about Monday.
Plot 00640
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My attention span
1998 — 2026
Wait, what?
Plot 00806
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My hairline
1994 — 2026
It retreated with dignity.
Plot 00896
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My five year plan
2021 — 2022
Made it fourteen months. Ambitious from the start.
Plot 00744
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My Duolingo streak
Day 1 — Day 6
The owl knows what he did.
Plot 00907
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My Friday nights
2012 — 2026
Replaced by a sofa and genuine enthusiasm about it.
Plot 00801
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My landlord's promises
2023 — 2026
The boiler is still broken.
Plot 00721
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My dream of being a DJ
2015 — 2019
The controller is in my mother's basement.
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My savings account
January — January
It was there. Then the boiler broke.
Plot 00829
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My student loan optimism
2015 — 2026
The balance went up. I have stopped asking why.
Plot 00874
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My plan to learn Spanish
2022 — 2026
Buenos dias. That is the whole eulogy.
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My patience in traffic
07:40 — 07:44
Survived by the horn.
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