Preview — The graves shown here are examples. The cemetery opens when burials do.

Pricing

How much dignity does your shit deserve?

Five plots. Same permanence, different amount of marble.

The first 500 burials are free. After that, a grave starts at €1.99.

Standard Grave

Free €1.99

A simple grave for something that wasn't worth much anyway.

  • Standard headstone
  • Title, years and epitaph
  • Permanent grave ID and public URL
  • Certificate of Burial
  • Standard social card
  • Public cemetery placement

Luxury Burial

€19.99

Flowers. Marble. Closure. Finally.

  • Larger marble grave
  • Flowers and candles
  • Premium surroundings
  • More prominent cemetery placement
  • Gift-ready reveal
  • Premium social card

Angel Memorial

€39.99

For mistakes that shaped the person you are today.

  • Large angel statue
  • Visibly larger plot
  • Prominent cemetery positioning
  • Hill of Honour placement
  • Premium certificate
  • Animated premium share asset

Mausoleum

€79.99

You made a terrible decision. At least bury it like a Roman emperor.

  • Full mausoleum structure
  • Substantially larger footprint
  • Highly prominent cemetery location
  • Permanent Hill of Honour placement
  • Premium entrance animation
  • Premium share assets and certificate

The first 500 burials are free on the entry grave. Premium graves are charged from the first day.

Questions people actually ask

Is the grave permanent?

Yes. It gets an address that does not expire, and the link keeps working even if you rename it.

Can I bury a person?

No. You can bury your relationship with someone. You cannot bury the someone.

Can I take it down?

Yes. You own the grave and can have it removed.

Is this a joke?

The graves are jokes. The service is real.