Standard Grave
Free €1.99
A simple grave for something that wasn't worth much anyway.
- Standard headstone
- Title, years and epitaph
- Permanent grave ID and public URL
- Certificate of Burial
- Standard social card
- Public cemetery placement
Burial
Bury something.
Pick a plot, write the epitaph, pay once. The grave goes up under its own permanent address and stays there.
The first 500 burials are free. After that, a grave starts at €1.99.
What you are buying
Every grave, at every price, comes with:
- A published grave page at a permanent address that does not expire.
- A Certificate of Burial, as a file you keep.
- Share cards sized for every platform that will have you.
- A place in the public cemetery, or a private link if you would rather not be seen.
It is a digital product and nothing is shipped. The grave is published the moment the payment clears, and the certificate is yours to download from the same page.
Choose a plot
Compare all fiveProper Funeral
€7.99
Because apparently it meant something to you.
- Marble headstone
- Improved surroundings
- Enhanced social card
- Premium certificate design
- Improved cemetery positioning
Luxury Burial
€19.99
Flowers. Marble. Closure. Finally.
- Larger marble grave
- Flowers and candles
- Premium surroundings
- More prominent cemetery placement
- Gift-ready reveal
- Premium social card
Angel Memorial
€39.99
For mistakes that shaped the person you are today.
- Large angel statue
- Visibly larger plot
- Prominent cemetery positioning
- Hill of Honour placement
- Premium certificate
- Animated premium share asset
Mausoleum
€79.99
You made a terrible decision. At least bury it like a Roman emperor.
- Full mausoleum structure
- Substantially larger footprint
- Highly prominent cemetery location
- Permanent Hill of Honour placement
- Premium entrance animation
- Premium share assets and certificate
How you pay
One payment, once, for one grave. There is no subscription and nothing renews. Prices are in euro and include VAT where it applies.
Payment is handled by our payment provider, which is the merchant of record and the seller for tax purposes. The charge on your statement and the receipt in your inbox both come from them. We never see your card.
What happens if it goes wrong is written down: the refund policy says when you get your money back, and the terms say what you are agreeing to.
Before you write the epitaph
- Name the thing you are burying.
- Add the years, if it had any.
- Write an epitaph of up to 160 characters.
- Choose a grave, from a plain headstone to a mausoleum.
- Decide whether it goes in the public cemetery or stays on a private link.
You may bury things, ideas, periods and relationships. You may not bury a person. Submissions are checked before anything is published; the rules are short and we do enforce them.
The gates open shortly. Until they do, write to info@buryyourshit.com and we will tell you the day the ground is broken.