A cemetery for things, not people.

You bury something you are finished with. It gets a headstone, a date of death and a public address that does not expire. Other people can attend the funeral and light a candle.

It is a novelty memorial service. The graves are real records. The deaths are not.

Why it exists

Some things do not get a proper ending. A job you gave five years to. A relationship everyone else saw coming. A version of yourself you do not miss. This gives them one, with a straight face and a marble headstone.

What we do not do

We do not bury people. We do not host threats, harassment or anything aimed at someone specific. The rules are short and we enforce them.

Contact

Written enquiries to the undertaker: info@buryyourshit.com