The cemetery
Everything that is already over.
79 example graves, sorted by how many people turned up.
Plot 00036
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My corporate job
2014 — 2026
It paid the bills. It also killed my soul.
Plot 00044
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My second startup
2022 — 2025
Pre-revenue. Post-everything.
Plot 00112
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My 20s
2010 — 2020
Spent entirely on rent and bad decisions.
Plot 00051
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The relationship I defended
2020 — 2025
Everyone knew. I argued with all of them.
Plot 00087
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My ex
2019 — 2024
Not dead. Just dead to me.
Plot 00058
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My first company
2017 — 2022
Eleven employees, one bad quarter, no regrets I will admit to.
Plot 00098
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My NFT collection
2021 — 2023
Right-click, saved, buried.
Plot 00126
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My childhood bedroom
1996 — 2026
Now an office. The posters went first.
Plot 00133
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My team at the old place
2018 — 2023
Everyone scattered. The group chat is a graveyard.
Plot 00104
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My father's old car
1998 — 2026
Two hundred thousand miles and one glovebox full of receipts.
Plot 00119
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The house we almost bought
March — August
Outbid by nine thousand and a cash buyer.
Plot 00098
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My startup
2022 — 2025
Pre-revenue. Post-everything.
Plot 00176
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My situationship
2024 — 2026
Neither of us ever said what it was. Now it is over.
Plot 00236
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The thing I said at the party
23:14 — Forever
It still visits me at three in the morning.
Plot 00204
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Tom's single life
2010 — 2026
Fought bravely. Tinder won.
Plot 00198
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My annual bonus
2025 — 2026
Replaced by a company-wide email about resilience.
Plot 00190
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My crypto portfolio
2021 — 2026
Down bad, then down worse, then down permanently.
Plot 00211
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Sarah's 20s
2016 — 2026
Gone, but the screenshots remain.
Plot 00229
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My degree
2013 — 2017
Forty thousand in debt for a skill I have never once used.
Plot 00214
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The office friendship
2019 — 2024
Ended the day one of us left. We still say we should catch up.
Plot 00243
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My first flat
2017 — 2021
Damp, loud, and the best four years so far.
Plot 00318
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My diet
Monday — Tuesday
Died surrounded by loved ones, mostly bread.
Plot 00229
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Student me
2016 — 2021
Ate for two euros a day and was somehow happier.
Plot 00221
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My teenage band
2006 — 2009
Three gigs. One of them was a wedding. We were not invited back.
Plot 00402
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My gym membership
January — January
Used twice. Paid for eleven months.
Plot 00455
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Procrastination
1992 — 2026
Hopefully.
Plot 00478
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The group chat
2018 — 2025
Everyone left. Nobody said goodbye.
Plot 00501
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My side project
2023 — 2023
Bought the domain. That was the whole thing.
Plot 00733
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Sunday
00:00 — 23:59
Died of anticipatory dread about Monday.
Plot 00822
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My Tinder account
2018 — 2026
Swiped eleven thousand times. Met four people.
Plot 00640
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My attention span
1998 — 2026
Wait, what?
Plot 00869
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My sourdough starter
March 2020 — June 2020
Named Kevin. Died of neglect. Deserved better.
Plot 00918
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My ex's taste in music
2019 — 2024
The playlists survived the relationship. Barely.
Plot 00612
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My sleep schedule
2020 — 2026
Last seen at 3:47 AM watching a video about volcanoes.
Plot 00880
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My boss's open door policy
2021 — 2026
The door was open. The calendar was not.
Plot 00771
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My fear of texting first
2011 — 2026
Buried with the message still unsent.
Plot 00818
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My app idea
2024 — 2024
Someone else built it. It has four million users.
Plot 00951
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My belief in the restructure
Q1 — Q3
It was going to make things simpler.
Plot 00841
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My commute
2016 — 2026
Four years of my life, spent standing.
Plot 00655
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My motivation
Monday 9:00 — Monday 9:12
It was brief but it was beautiful.
Plot 00782
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My work-life balance
2019 — 2026
Survived by 412 unread Slack messages.
Plot 00902
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My side hustle
2024 — 2025
Two customers. One of them was my mother.
Plot 00668
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My New Year's resolution
Jan 1 — Jan 4
Survived by an unopened yoga mat.
Plot 00885
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My old phone
2018 — 2026
Held together by a cracked screen and eight years of photographs.
Plot 00978
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The version of me that woke up at five
Week 1 — Week 1
He was insufferable. He is not missed.
Plot 00806
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My hairline
1994 — 2026
It retreated with dignity.
Plot 00701
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My patience
1995 — 2026
Killed by a man who replied 'k'.
Plot 00940
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My productivity system
2023 — 2023
Spent six weeks building it. Used it for three days.
Plot 00679
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My open tabs
2022 — 2026
All 340 of them. Gone in one accidental click.
Plot 00791
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My browser tabs
2021 — 2026
Ninety-four of them. All essential. None read.
Plot 00896
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My five year plan
2021 — 2022
Made it fourteen months. Ambitious from the start.
Plot 00967
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My taste in 2013
2013 — 2013
The photographs are evidence. The photographs remain.
Plot 00690
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My impulse control
2003 — 2026
Last words: 'add to cart'.
Plot 00744
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My Duolingo streak
Day 1 — Day 6
The owl knows what he did.
Plot 00712
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The office plant nobody watered
2019 — 2026
We all watched. Nobody acted.
Plot 00907
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My Friday nights
2012 — 2026
Replaced by a sofa and genuine enthusiasm about it.
Plot 00923
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The diet that started Monday
Monday 07:00 — Monday 12:40
Cause of death: a colleague's birthday.
Plot 00801
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My landlord's promises
2023 — 2026
The boiler is still broken.
Plot 00721
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My dream of being a DJ
2015 — 2019
The controller is in my mother's basement.
Plot 00852
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My inbox zero
09:14 — 09:31
It was beautiful while it lasted.
Plot 00755
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My houseplant
March — April
I was told it was impossible to kill.
Plot 00973
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My savings account
January — January
It was there. Then the boiler broke.
Plot 00858
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My flatmate's dishes
Tuesday — Still there
Buried in the sink, where they remain.
Plot 00912
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My 2020 holiday
Booked 2019 — Cancelled 2020
The voucher expired too.
Plot 00766
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My back
2024 — 2024
Picked up a sock. That was it. That was the injury.
Plot 00829
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My student loan optimism
2015 — 2026
The balance went up. I have stopped asking why.
Plot 00874
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My plan to learn Spanish
2022 — 2026
Buenos dias. That is the whole eulogy.
Plot 00956
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My gaming backlog
2014 — 2026
Two hundred and six titles. Four finished.
Plot 00934
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My corporate values training
09:00 — 17:00
Eight hours. One certificate. No values.
Plot 00834
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My marathon training plan
Week 1 — Week 2
Ran once. Bought the trainers first.
Plot 00777
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Dry January
Jan 1 — Jan 2
Cause of death: a Tuesday.
Plot 00891
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The plant I was trusted with
April — May
Watered enthusiastically, then never again.
Plot 00812
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My fantasy football season
August — September
Zero wins. Full confidence throughout.
Plot 00929
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My standing desk
2022 — 2022
Stood for one week. Sat for two years.
Plot 00962
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My patience in traffic
07:40 — 07:44
Survived by the horn.
Plot 00847
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My book club
2023 — 2024
Two chapters read. Nine bottles finished.
Plot 00863
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My vinyl phase
2019 — 2021
Sold the records. Kept the personality.
Plot 00788
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My old password
2011 — 2026
It knew too much.
Plot 00945
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My old signature
2004 — 2026
Replaced by an initial and a shrug.
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