Standard Grave
Free €1.99
A simple grave for something that wasn't worth much anyway.
- Standard headstone
- Title, years and epitaph
- Permanent grave ID and public URL
- Certificate of Burial
- Standard social card
- Public cemetery placement
Est. 2026 — Plots available
Bury your shit.
Some things don't deserve closure. They deserve a headstone.
The first 500 burials are free. After that, a grave starts at €1.99.
How a burial works
- 1
Name the deceased
A job. A relationship. A habit you defended for years.
- 2
Write the epitaph
One hundred and sixty characters. Make them count.
- 3
Choose the grave
From a modest headstone to a full mausoleum.
- 4
Bury it in public
A permanent address, a certificate, and somewhere to send the link.
The cemetery
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Plot 00036
✝
My corporate job
2014 — 2026
It paid the bills. It also killed my soul.
Plot 00044
✝
My second startup
2022 — 2025
Pre-revenue. Post-everything.
Plot 00112
✝
My 20s
2010 — 2020
Spent entirely on rent and bad decisions.
Plot 00051
✝
The relationship I defended
2020 — 2025
Everyone knew. I argued with all of them.
Plot 00087
✝
My ex
2019 — 2024
Not dead. Just dead to me.
Plot 00058
✝
My first company
2017 — 2022
Eleven employees, one bad quarter, no regrets I will admit to.
Plot 00098
✝
My NFT collection
2021 — 2023
Right-click, saved, buried.
Plot 00126
✝
My childhood bedroom
1996 — 2026
Now an office. The posters went first.
Example graves, shown so the cemetery can be reviewed before it opens.
Pick your plot
All fiveProper Funeral
€7.99
Because apparently it meant something to you.
- Marble headstone
- Improved surroundings
- Enhanced social card
- Premium certificate design
- Improved cemetery positioning
Luxury Burial
€19.99
Flowers. Marble. Closure. Finally.
- Larger marble grave
- Flowers and candles
- Premium surroundings
- More prominent cemetery placement
- Gift-ready reveal
- Premium social card