Cemetery
Health & Fitness
10 graves in this section.
Plot 00318
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My diet
Monday — Tuesday
Died surrounded by loved ones, mostly bread.
Plot 00402
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My gym membership
January — January
Used twice. Paid for eleven months.
Plot 00869
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My sourdough starter
March 2020 — June 2020
Named Kevin. Died of neglect. Deserved better.
Plot 00612
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My sleep schedule
2020 — 2026
Last seen at 3:47 AM watching a video about volcanoes.
Plot 00668
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My New Year's resolution
Jan 1 — Jan 4
Survived by an unopened yoga mat.
Plot 00978
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The version of me that woke up at five
Week 1 — Week 1
He was insufferable. He is not missed.
Plot 00923
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The diet that started Monday
Monday 07:00 — Monday 12:40
Cause of death: a colleague's birthday.
Plot 00766
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My back
2024 — 2024
Picked up a sock. That was it. That was the injury.
Plot 00834
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My marathon training plan
Week 1 — Week 2
Ran once. Bought the trainers first.
Plot 00777
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Dry January
Jan 1 — Jan 2
Cause of death: a Tuesday.
Every grave on this page is demonstration content.